Hi there. my name is Ben. I write, doodle and I work a regular job. I'm married and polyamorous, body positive sex positive, a father, a huge nerd. Life is weird.

18+ only, this blog is NSFW!

Feel free to ask me things and submit. I answer everyone.

This blog is what I want it to be and I only post what I want.
Recent Tweets @benjamintlarson


can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

(via domesticatedbutnotdead)


BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.

(via jays-night)

After work.


do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 


(via domesticatedbutnotdead)


Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via domesticatedbutnotdead)

(via ixaxilia)

I bit my cheek in my sleep last night, now it hurts.

I missed my train (-_-)

I’m on the later train going I make it to work on time. I hope this is the only surprise waiting for me today.

Good morning.

It’s 6:10 am and I’ve been up for over an hour. Please excuse me while I finish my coffee and scroll through tumblr before leaving for work.


i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via domesticatedbutnotdead)

8, 21, & 45 please and thank yooooou!
the-ginger-beard the-ginger-beard Said:

HI MOUSE! Ok, question time!

8.Do you like bubble bath?

I haven’t had an actual bubble bath in quite some time, but I do love baths, especially with other people. I find it super relaxing.

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

Oh man, yes! I don’t think I ever touched my physics homework in high school, yet was still the best in the class! (I broke all the school physics projects records)

45.How many relationships have you had?

I have had 3 physical, in person relationships (including domesticatedbutnotdead) and a few long distance relationships in between. 

Thanks for the questions :)